Have you ever stepped on your scale in the morning, looked at the number, and thought...
There is no way I could possibly be doing this well with my weight considering how much crap I've been stuffing in my face on a daily basis over the last few weeks. I really should check the batteries on this thing.
No? Just me? Oh.
Never mind, then.
Have a nice day! May your scales say nice numbers!
The Truth Hurts
3 days ago